I don’t have my usual poetic banter today, friends. I’m OOO for medical and I’m exhausted but I’m sending out this quickie so I’m ready to write post-recovery. Scroll down for a v important, v urgent request for those in the retail industry.
Let me upgrade ya~
Are you thinking of leveling up and becoming a paid pitch? Allow me to entice you with all the amazing resources you’ll have at your fingertips once enlightened!
What I’m sourcing~
I’m sourcing experts and products on:
Looking for experts in retail: owners, employees, cashiers, salespeople, etc. who can speak to shopping ettiquette
Looking for companies that make (preferably sustainable) lotion bars
Looking for Van Leeuwen ice cream PR
Feel free to email me if you have any relevant contributions to the above assignments.
A published pitch
A list of what went live recently:
How To Replace Siri With ChatGPT—It’s So Much Easier Than You’d Think (Parade)
These 150 Fish Puns Will Have You Bubbling Over With Laughter (Parade)
‘Bar Where You Are’ With All the Cutwater Canned Cocktail Flavors—Ranked From Worst To Best (Parade)
Themes, Decor and Friends Galore! 60 50th Birthday Ideas for a Good Time (Parade)
We’re Popping the Question (& Ranking the Answers) on the Best Popcorn Flavors of All Time (Parade)
Craving a Sub or Hero? The 20 Best Sandwich Shops in the Country, Ranked (Parade)
Take a Flavor Ride With All the Jolly Rancher Flavors, Ranked from Worst to Best (Parade)
Grab a Straw and Return to the Days of 'Liquid Cool' With the Best Capri-Sun Flavors, Ranked (Parade)
See you next time, pitches.
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wishing a speedy recovery!!