Pitch, Please

Pitch, Please

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Pitch, Please
Pitch, Please
The #1 Thing *NOT* to Do When You Pitch Me
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The #1 Thing *NOT* to Do When You Pitch Me

Don't do it, please don't do it bc one of us goes in and we all go thru it

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Steph Osmanski
Oct 25, 2022
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Pitch, Please
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The #1 Thing *NOT* to Do When You Pitch Me
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First off, rest in gorgeousness our beloved kween Leslie Jordan. I am shook to my core and I am not okay.

Will & Grace. Drag Race. Trixie Motel. American Horror Story. Boston Legal. TikTok.

I could go on and on but suffice it to say that we lost one of the brightest lights.

*Sigh*. On a less depressing note:

Don’t forget—thought I know you couldn’t if you tried!—that it’s gift guide SZN, pitches, so be sure to read up on how to get your HGG pitches read if you haven’t already. And ICYMI, I’ve noticed a ton of you using Press Hook (love that for you!!!) and slaying the game of affiliate marketing.

Be sure to catch up on how to pitch a client as an expert source and if you haven’t signed up for the Ultimate Masterclass and Introduction to Affiliate Marketing for Publicists, this is the sign you’re looking for. Do it!

Also, if the pitching a client as an expert source is relevant to you rn, scroll down to the bottom because I am currently looking for three experts for assignments!

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Now onto the #1 thing not to do when pitching me. Are you ready? I hate to say it but I’m pretty sure you’re going to be disappointed.

But it happens SO often that it warrants reiterating…

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