The Breakup I Never Saw Coming

*Boys II Men voice* Although we've come to the end of the road still I caaaaan't let gooooooo

It’s official, ya’ll. I’m OUT. This is the professional breakup I absolutely never saw coming but you know what? It is what it is. There’s better out there.

And *I* deserve better.

You do, too.

More on this surprising news after the paywall, but first, I wanted to take the opportunity to let my free pitches know what’s going on in my editorial calendar RN—plus, I need to show this off bc IMHO it’s a pitchin’ good time.

And now, the dreaded paywall