This Is My Last Ditch, Pitch

In the words of Mandy Moore in 'A Walk to Remember,' this pitch is your only hope.

I’m back, pitches. Sometimes I feel like the voice of Pitch, Please is just me channeling my inner “A” from Pretty Little Liars. Have I said that before? Probably. I’m tired.

And it’s only Wednesday.

Things I’ve been caring about recently are my indoor hydroponic garden, the Murdaugh Trial on Court TV (my new fave network), and of course, the Scandoval of it all. But then, I got an email. A particularly sassy, dare I say scathing email (and you know we love sassy but it went beyond). It snapped me back into reality—a reality without fresh lettuce, double homicides, and an Instagram feed full to the brim of the biggest scandal in the history of Bravo.

I knew I had to address.