Pitch Free XVIII: Lotta pet content + how to do laundry
Gifts for cat lovers, dog teeth prods, ntnl dog day, fresh pet food + how to not do laundry like an a-hole
TBH, remembering how to do Roman numerals is starting to get šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«
which reminds me of the time in third gradeāstory time, folksāthat I was reading Charlotteās Web and when I turned the page after chapter I, the next chapter said II. I was so confused. Was the book wrong? Was Iā¦ crazy? I told Mrs. Abatto, āI turned the page and all of a sudden, Iām on Chapter 11!ā She misunderstood and thought I was bragging about how fast I read chapters 1-11.
Come to think of it, she never explained that it was II, like Roman numeral 2ānot 11.
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Looking for 1-2 laundry experts to provide their favorite laundry prods (fabric softener, stain removers, detergents, dryer balls, washing machine cleaners, etc.) ALSO need experts to give quotes on the most common mistakes people make when doing the wash and detail what to do instead
Gifts for cat lovers
āGiftsā for spoiling your dog on National Dog Day
Puppy bath products (could also use vet and/or groomer as expert who can speak to how to properly bathe a puppy and how often)
House training prods for puppies
Fresh pet food prods (could also use vet as expert to discuss dietary needs of both cats and dogs)
Prods for dogs going on long car rides
Prods for taking care of dogsā teeth
Prods for how to fly with a dog (could also use a vet as expert)
Feel free to email me if you have any relevant contributions to the above assignments, but PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND DIRECTLY TO THIS EMAIL.
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Jill