Don’t get me wrong, I am very happy for the new Penn Station but we’re all kidding ourselves if we’re not honest about the fact that it’s freaking confusing as hell.
Of course, it’s not done yet and that is like, half the problem. Construction signs and blocked off areas galore!
Seriously, I’ve been taking the LIRR into Penn Station for as long as this Lawn Gyeland gurl can remember and I’ve never been as completely disoriented as I am when getting off a train in the year 2022.
Where’s the Applebees where I used to buy two-ffer Long Island Iced Teas at? My beloved Rose’s Pizza? Jamba Juice? GONE, POOF! Starbucks? *simply sobs*
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