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Pitch, Please

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Say 'Yes!' to the Test

If you like it then you should've let 'em test it 💍

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Steph Osmanski
Sep 08, 2025
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When Dakota Fanning said, “It’s a harsh world” in Uptown Girls, I felt that

Some things just deserve to be together

and until today, I didn’t know that Dakota Fanning in Uptown Girls juxtaposed with a screenshot from Cardi B’s civil lawsuit was one of them. It’s giving “pitch” energy all the way around.

Of course, neither 🖼️ masterpiece 🖼️ has anything to do with the industry or what I’ve been recently ruminating about, and what I’ve been recently ruminating about is product testing. Because offering writers the chance to test out product is a better long-term PR strategy than chasing immediate placement. Hot take, but as we’ve seen with Hailee Bieber, it’s all about the long game.

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