Pitch, Free: Volume VII
Writing about marriage proposals, birthday gifts, benefits of tea, etc.
At the top of the list of things I’m aggrevated about this morning: Don Lemon in a cashmere hoodie with a blazer over it. I am—in a word—irate.
In other news, I blew through SEVENTEEN seasons of Sister Wives and I’m finally update on the whole Christine-Janelle-Meri-Kody drama and GURL, if you haven’t been keeping up, move the rock you live under and get started. It is FASCINATING.
What went live this week
What I’m working on this week
As always, products with affiliate links will be given precedence for e-commerce articles.
Should I Propose Before or After Dinner? (Parade): Looking for resources/experts who can speak to engagement proposals for a frequently Googled question: when is the best time to propose during dinner?
What Do I Want For My Birthday? (Parade): E-commerce article that should include about 40~ birthday present ideas.
Surprising Health Benefits of Tea (Parade): Updating this old article about the benefits of different kinds of tea—matcha, white, hibiscus, green tea, etc. Need tea experts/resources/etc. Deadline
Is This the Most Annoying Corporate Jargon Phrase Ever: Voluntold? (Parade): Looking for corporate expert or jargon expert who can speak to what ‘voluntold’ means, what it refers to at work, and how best to respond, etc.
10-15 Places Where You Can Watch Ads for Money (Krazy Coupon Lady): Not sure if this needs experts per se but if you know of/rep any platforms where people can watch ads for $, lmk.
10 Ways to Get Paid Reading Books (Krazy Coupon Lady): Again, like the one above, it’s self-explanatory; let me know if you know of any platforms that pay readers to read books.
Now accepting space-related pitches a la Travel + Leisure: These pitches are on a rolling basis, so keep it in mind.
Feel free to email me if you have any relevant contributions to the above assignments.
See you next time, pitches.
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