Is this email too long?

Only Kourtney Kardashian-Barker can say

🗂️ Welcome to Pitch, Please: Office Hours, a mini series for paid pitches that’s dedicated to answering one frequently-asked PR-related question in one pint-sized, pithy response.

If you’re worried your pitch is too long, the least interesting Kardashian to look at it has your answer.

For no less than five years, my iCloud account profile picture—the one that would populate into everyone’s phone under my contact info—was a meme of Kourtney Kardashian. The oldest sister has a way with monotone words, and I’ve always found her to be the most relatable (although many would argue it’s a pre-divorce Khloe).

When she said “ABCDEFG, I have to go,” I understood. And when she told Kris Jenner “your conversations are too long, bye”—on a corded phone, no less—I felt that shit in my bones.