In all seriousness, I hope you spend this holiday week relaxing, spending meaningful time with family, and contemplating what you’re grateful for.
This year, I’m thankful for you.
Because a year ago, Pitch, Please did not exist.
It happened fast and furiously and I hope you’re loving it as much as I am. Sass and all.
I’m taking a mini-break this Pitch, Please and instead of sending out a full-on letter, I’ll leave you with one last-minute tip and then below—for free subscribers as well—my list of what I’m working on as November comes to an end.
It’s too late baby, now, it’s too late
Um, FYI, didn’t think I would need to say this but those Black Friday articles are like, done. They’re over and have been over for a while. Stop pitching Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday—whatever it is.
Those opportunities are long gone and those articles have long been written.
You’re just… a little too late.
Same with Thanksgiving. Like the extremely underrated Jesse McCartney song from 2008, “It’s Over.”
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I’m still working on these, so LMK if you have a contribution to the following…
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Apple Watch Accessories: Looking for cool Apple Watch adjacent prods such as bands, cases, screen protectors, sports bands, chargers, etc.
What Is ‘Slim Thick?’: Looking for expert sources to speak to the TikTok term ‘slim thick.’ Could include doctors, fitness instructors, nutritionists, trainers; anyone with a background in the body or nutrition and can properly assess what’s healthy. Social media expert as it pertains to fitness/body image/nutrition could also work.
How to Shave Down There: Looking for a dermatologist to speak to the proper way to shave the pubic area for people with vaginas. Must be able to speak to ingrown hairs and how to prevent them, razor burn, and why pubic hair grows there to begin with.
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